You know you've got ME/CFS when...

Everyone asks why you're getting "dressed up" when you ask for someone to help you brush your hair.

Your pajamas are now your everyday clothes.

Getting lucky means you found your car in the parking lot.

You're sitting in a rocker and you can't get it started.

You can't finish a conversation, because you don't remember what you were talking about.

You get the vacuum out because, by golly, today's the day your going to DO SOMETHING, and then you have to lay down and get hubby to put the stupid thing away. Unused.

Because it's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.

You no longer need to remember your name when you call the dr as the receptionist recognizes your voice!

You moved and your old pharmacy closed.

You sign a document and then realize you've spelled your own surname wrong.

You go to visit someone in the hospital and you are jealous of them because they get to lie down!

You wake up and need a nap two hours later.

You get an electric toothbrush, because the manual kind just takes too much energy.

You switch to dish liquid to wash with because it rinses off so quickly and you know you only have a tiny window of time to get showered.

You call the same person three times in one day to tell them exactly what you told them the first time.

Flies buzz around you because you thought that shower was 2 days ago when it really was 2 weeks ago.

You knock yourself out by running into a cabinet door (tree, furniture etc...)

You have everything you need to live for a week on your nightstand.

You're only 42 and you seriously think about buying a wheelchair so your husband can push you in the stores.